King of the Hill

Pilot

Hank Hill, a typical middle-class Texan, loses his cool when an overly eager social worker confronts him with accusations of child abuse, spurred by g...

Square Peg

Hank is frustrated when Bobby expresses interest in enrolling in a sex-education class, particularly upon finding out that Peggy is the instructor.

The Order of the Straight Arrow

During a camping outing with Bobby's scout troop, Hank is left fuming when Bobby accidentally injures an endangered bird during a pretend hunt. At the...

Hank's Got the Willies

Hank’s quest to find a role model for Bobby takes an unforeseen turn when he crosses paths with his own idol.

Luanne's Saga

After Luanne ends her relationship with Buckley, Hank feels compelled to help mend his niece's shattered heart. However, his efforts turn to frustrati...

Hank's Unmentionable Problem

Worried about Hank's struggle with constipation, Peggy unintentionally lets the news slip, causing her husband to feel a wave of humiliation.

Westie Side Story

The Hills find themselves puzzled and uneasy when their new Laotian neighbors move in, sparking a cultural misunderstanding that results in suspicions...

Shins of the Father

Hank finds himself torn when his domineering father comes to town, triggering Peggy's growing frustration. As tensions rise, Hank struggles to mediate...

Peggy the Boggle Champ

Peggy and Hank travel to Dallas for Peggy to take part in a boggle tournament. However, Hank opts out of the tournament, choosing instead to go to a l...

Keeping Up with Our Joneses

When Hank discovers Bobby smoking, it reignites his and Peggy's fondness for cigarettes. However, Luanne is resolute in her mission to put an end to t...

King of the Ant Hill

Hank is furious when he finds fire ants invading his lawn just before the neighborhood block party.

Plastic White Female

Luanne and Bobby find themselves in tough situations; Luanne is anxious about not passing her beauty exam, while Bobby is nervous about attending his ...

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Bobby finds out he's surprisingly talented at marksmanship, prompting him and Hank to sign up for a father-son competition. However, they quickly real...

Texas City Twister

Luanne returns to her trailer just in time as a tornado approaches.

Arrow Head

When Hank discovers an arrowhead in his yard, Peggy decides to invite an archaeologist to conduct a dig on their property. She enthusiastically grants...

Hilloween

Hank is thrilled for Halloween, but his excitement takes a hit when someone voices their grievances, leading to the cancellation of the holiday.

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Hank, eager to out-fish his friends, opts to purchase some unique "bait" from a local street vendor. However, his decision quickly lands him in hot wa...

Husky Bobby

To Hank's surprise and frustration, Bobby lands a gig as a plus-sized model.

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

After being bested by a group of teenagers in a paintball match, Hank and his friends are determined to get their revenge. Fueled by the sting of defe...

The Son That Got Away

Bobby and Connie find themselves in hot water at school. They manage to dodge their punishment and, along with Joseph, make their way to "The Caves." ...

The Company Man

Hank finds himself trying to present his life as the quintessential Texan cowboy for a Hollywood movie enthusiast. His goal is to win a business deal ...

Bobby Slam

Bobby decides to join the wrestling team but soon finds himself in a tricky situation when he learns he must face Connie in a match to secure his spot...

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Hank's mom introduces her new partner, a loving Jewish man named Gary. When Hank unexpectedly catches a glimpse of their intimate moments, he is so di...

Meet the Manger Babies

Noticing Luanne's low spirits, Hank steps up to get her some hand puppets from a local rummage sale. Inspired, Luanne begins performing a Christian pu...

Snow Job

After Buck Strickland, Hank's boss, suffers another heart attack, Hank anticipates being promoted to lead the company during Buck's recovery. To his s...

I Remember Mono

On Valentine's Day, Peggy discovers that Hank had been dishonest during their courtship. He claimed he was sidelined at home with a football injury fo...

Three Days of the Kahndo

Hank and his family join Kahn and his family for a weekend getaway at a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn realizes that only the lower unit has been b...

Traffic Jam

Following a car crash, Hank is required to attend traffic school, where he encounters a comedic instructor named Booda Sack. Known for his sharp wit a...

Hank's Dirty Laundry

Hank's attempt to purchase a new dryer hits a snag when he's informed that his credit is shot due to an outstanding debt to Arlen Video. The store's s...

The Final Shinsult

Upon discovering that the U.S. government plans to return General Santa Ana's prosthetic leg to Mexico, Cotton enlists Dale's help to execute a heist ...

Leanne's Saga

After Leanne, Luanne's mother, gets out of prison, she moves into the Hills' garage and quickly starts a romantic relationship with Bill. Meanwhile, B...

Junkie Business

Hank discovers that one of his new hires at Strickland Propane struggles with drug addiction. Although he wants to let him go, he finds himself unable...

Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga

Hank decides to teach Bobby the importance of earning money by having him work at the racetrack selling drinks, insisting that he follow his boss's in...

Peggy's Turtle Song

After indulging in too much sugar one morning, Bobby is incorrectly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Feeling remorseful for not being more p...

Propane Boom

When Mega Lo Mart begins offering propane, Strickland Propane struggles to match their low prices, leading to Hank's job loss. He finds himself employ...

Death of a Propane Salesman

After the explosion at Mega Lo Mart, Hank and Luanne emerge alive, but Buckley has tragically perished. Hank grapples with a newfound fear of propane,...

And They Call It Bobby Love

Bobby begins a relationship with Marie, who is two years his senior. While Bobby is deeply invested in their romance, Marie appears less committed, le...

Peggy's Headache

As Peggy begins contributing "musings" to the community newspaper, the stress soon leads to a pounding headache. Seeking relief, she visits John Redco...

Pregnant Paws

Hank is eager to breed Ladybird, but the vet informs him that she has a narrow uterus and is unlikely to conceive. This news drives Hank to fixate on ...

Next of Shin

Hank experiments with various approaches to boost his sperm count in hopes of getting Peggy pregnant. His frustration intensifies when Cotton arrives ...

Peggy's Pageant Fever

Peggy gets the opportunity to win a truck by entering a beauty pageant, but first, she must survive a demanding series of makeovers designed to wow th...

Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

Hank is furious when he joins a focus group for lawn mowers and finds out that the latest version of his beloved mower has been transformed into a sle...

Good Hill Hunting

The neighborhood kids are gearing up for their first hunting adventure, but Hank faces a setback as he can't secure a hunting license for himself and ...

Pretty, Pretty Dresses

During the holiday season, Bill feels an even deeper sense of despair as he faces the anniversary of his wife Lenore's departure. In a moment of hopel...

A Firefighting We Will Go

Hank and his buddies take on the role of volunteer firefighters, but things quickly spiral out of control. They accidentally damage a fire hydrant, di...

To Spank, with Love

When one of her students mocks and embarrasses her by pulling down her pants, Peggy snaps and spanks him in retaliation. This impulsive action leads t...

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Hank recruits his stern former football coach to take charge of Bobby's team. However, when the coach turns out to be a harsh taskmaster, Bobby choose...

De-Kahnstructing Henry

Kahn lands an impressive new job and invites Hank to the office, aiming to stir up some jealousy. While boasting about his position, Kahn inadvertentl...

The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Upset that Luanne's mishap led to him losing his job watching Boomhauer's place, Bobby decides to retaliate by swapping out her birth control pills fo...

Sleight of Hank

Hank and Peggy attend a magic show, and Peggy is chosen to participate in the highlight trick. Hank becomes curious about the secret behind the illusi...

Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"

Hank helps Luanne land a job as a beverage server at the La Grunta resort golf course. In appreciation, Luanne arranges for Hank to swim with a dolphi...

Escape from Party Island

Hank brings his mother and her friends to a miniature museum in Port Aransas, but they unexpectedly find themselves caught up in the chaos of MTV's Sp...

Love Hurts... and So Does Art

Anxious about attending the school dance with Connie, Bobby turns to the local deli for comfort food, which leads him to overindulge and ultimately su...

Hank's Cowboy Movie

After Hank and Bobby attend the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank comes up with the idea to create a video aimed at persuading the t...

Dog Dale Afternoon

Dale's acquisition of a shiny new 'Super Mower' sparks envy among the neighbors, but his smug demeanor quickly sours their excitement. To humble him a...

Revenge of the Lutefisk

In Arlen, a new female minister shakes things up, and most people embrace the change, leaving only Cotton resistant. After Bobby devours a Midwestern ...

Death and Texas

Peggy receives a letter from an inmate on Death Row claiming to be one of her former students, expressing how profoundly she influenced his life. Touc...

Wings of the Dope

As Luanne prepares for her beauty school exam, she spots someone jumping on Buckley's old trampoline. To her surprise, it’s Buckley himself, returne...

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

When Thaterton enlists professional athletes to bolster his Company softball team, Hank convinces Peggy to leave her own team and be the standout pitc...

As Old as the Hills...

As Peggy and Hank celebrate their 20th anniversary, Peggy finds herself nostalgic for their younger days. Meanwhile, a bottle of tequila becomes the c...

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

The truth about Peggy's destiny unfolds, along with the circumstances surrounding the arrival of Cotton and Didi's new baby.

Cotton's Plot

After spending six weeks in a body cast, Peggy is finally free but unable to walk. Cotton puts her through rigorous physical therapy, treating her rec...

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Bill is on board with the plan, but Hank is not, as rival players take a dive to allow an injured high school athlete to surpass Bill's touchdown reco...

Little Horrors of Shop

When Hank is compelled to go on vacation, he steps in as a substitute shop teacher and surprisingly wins over the students with his engaging style. Hi...

Aisle 8A

Hank finds himself alone at home when Connie experiences her first period, leaving both of them unsure of how to handle the situation. At the same tim...

A Beer Can Named Desire

Bill encounters his Cajun family during a trip to New Orleans, where Hank finds himself in a fierce competition for a chance to win $1 million in a be...

Happy Hank's Giving

In the chaotic "war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport,'" Hank's turkey, smoked with propane, becomes a victim as bad weather delays the Hill family'...

Not in My Back-hoe

Feeling envious of Hank's new friend, Bill and Dale confront him with an ultimatum. Their efforts to resolve the situation only complicate things furt...

To Kill a Ladybird

Bobby's fondness for a raccoon leads to trouble when Hank's dog, Ladybird, and Dale end up clashing with the potentially rabid creature.

Hillennium

When a propane shortage strikes, Hank's anxiety about Y2K disrupts his Christmas gift preparations. Meanwhile, Dale faces a setback when a hamster he ...

Old Glory

Bobby stays silent about the fact that his mother penned the A-plus essay that catapulted him to fame at school.

Rodeo Days

Bobby has discovered a passion for rodeo roping, but his initial encounter with cattle sparks an even bigger dream within him—one that he believes i...

Hanky Panky

Hank and Peggy find themselves in a tough spot when Strickland's wife discovers him with his mistress. The ensuing chaos puts them in an awkward posit...

High Anxiety

Hank finds himself at the center of a police investigation conducted by Sheriff Buford, who considers him the main suspect.

Naked Ambition

After Bobby inadvertently sees Luanne without clothes, Joseph becomes eager to sneak a look for himself. However, their plan is thwarted when Connie c...

Movin' On Up

Luanne decides to move out and takes up residence in the neighboring house across the alley. However, she quickly discovers that her new roommates are...

Bill of Sales

Bill lands a job as Peggy's top—and sole—salesman in a health-food business, and his success earns them a trip to a conference in San Antonio. How...

Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

Hank's Bad Hair Day

When Hank's longtime barber goes off the deep end, he seeks out Bill, an Army haircutter. Bill delivers a great haircut for Hank’s first civilian cu...

Meet the Propaniacs

After Bobby's spontaneous stand-up routine during a propane sale catches attention, Strickland decides to send him on a tour to perform at various loc...

Nancy Boys

After accepting an invitation from the Hills for a complimentary romantic dinner, the Gribbles end up spending the night together. However, Nancy is s...

Flush with Power

Faced with water restrictions, Hank decides to become a member of the zoning board to address the issue. Meanwhile, Bobby takes matters into his own h...

Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

Peggy's insecurities about her large feet take a turn when she encounters a fetishist who invites her to participate in a video. While Hank believes t...

Peggy's Fan Fair

During Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy confronts Randy Travis, claiming he has taken her song. Meanwhile, Brooks & Dunn offer Bobby advice regarding his r...

The Perils of Polling

After Bobby's brave deed, the Hills find themselves at a gathering with candidate George Dub-Ya. A simple handshake from Dub-Ya causes Hank to waver, ...

The Buck Stops Here

Bobby takes on the role of Strickland's personal caddy, but soon finds himself adopting some negative behaviors. At the same time, Peggy and Minh enga...

I Don't Want to Wait...

While Hank creates coffins for their family, Bobby grapples with his ongoing treatment as a child, feeling overlooked. Meanwhile, Joseph expresses his...

Spin the Choice

Bobby turns down Thanksgiving celebrations after hearing stories from John Redcorn, who yearns to embrace his role as a genuine father to his son, Jos...

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

The Booster Club sends a frustrated Hank to seek out Peggy after she flunks the football team's standout fullback, leading to his suspension from the ...

When Cotton Comes Marching Home

Hank's father is struggling with cash-flow issues, leading him to take a low-paying job on Veterans Day rather than participating in the parade.

What Makes Bobby Run?

Bobby puts in maximum effort to secure the position of school mascot, a prestigious role that takes a hit when he skips an important tradition.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Feeling the weight of holiday solitude, Bill decides to embrace the spirit of giving by playing Santa. His warm-hearted approach catches the attention...

Chasing Bobby

Peggy believes Hank's tears signal a deep emotional gap between him and Bobby, but in reality, they're stemming from his truck's dire state, which see...

Yankee Hankie

As Hank grapples with the unsettling truth that he wasn't actually born in Texas, Cotton and his friends are busy plotting yet another attempt to elim...

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Bill and Ann Richards, the former governor of Texas, bond unexpectedly after a chance encounter sparked by a reluctant prank pulled by Hank at an Aust...

Now Who's the Dummy?

Bobby’s ventriloquist dummy captivates Hank’s interest far more than Bobby himself, but it’s Dale who secretly resents the puppet.

Ho Yeah!

Peggy forms a close friendship with the new hire at Strickland Propane, completely oblivious to the fact that she’s a prostitute. In a gesture of ki...

The Exterminator

After being repeatedly exposed to harmful chemicals, Dale is pushed out of his extermination job and finds himself stuck in a desk position. However, ...

Luanne Virgin 2.0

Peggy finds herself in a tricky situation as Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program. She must take the stand to reveal her total number of se...

Hank's Choice

After Bobby discovers he has an allergy to Ladybird, Hank takes it upon himself to construct a doghouse. However, the elaborate design turns out to be...

It's Not Easy Being Green

Hank decides to participate in Bobby's environmental initiative, but his true motivation is to protect a long-buried secret involving a car accident w...

The Trouble with Gribbles

Dale decides to fund Nancy's facelift by taking legal action against a tobacco company. However, the company retaliates with a countersuit and uninten...

Hank's Back Story

Hank finds that using a prosthetic rear helps ease his back discomfort, but it also turns him into the target of playful teasing from his friends as t...

Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

Bobby cleverly dodges a group of high school bullies by pretending to fit in with them, acting as if he's one of their own.

Bobby Goes Nuts

After taking a self-defense class designed for women, Bobby transforms from a victim of bullying into someone who stands up for himself. Equipped with...

Soldier of Misfortune

Following a mishap at the gun club that shakes Dale's self-assurance, Peggy suggests he embark on a fake mercenary assignment to help him regain his c...

Lupe's Revenge

A policewoman develops a crush on Hank, while Peggy unintentionally returns from a school trip to Mexico with a local child.

The Father, the Son, and J.C.

After Hank's emotional outburst creates a rift between him and his father, Bobby decides to enlist the help of Jimmy Carter to mediate a truce for Chr...

Father of the Bribe

Bobby pretends to accept a bribe from Connie's dad to end their relationship, prompting Connie to retaliate by allowing her grades to drop as a reflec...

I'm with Cupid

Bobby tries to cope with his split from Connie, but Bill's gloomy stories start to get him down. In an effort to lift his spirits, Hank decides to sen...

Torch Song Hillogy

Peggy chooses Bobby to be the one to run with the Olympic torch through Arlen, but unexpectedly, Hank ends up getting the opportunity instead—and he...

Joust Like a Woman

Peggy rallies a group of "wenches" to stand up against their mistreatment at the Renaissance Faire, just as Hank attempts to secure a lucrative propan...

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Hank and his friends enlist Connie to join them in a bluegrass fiddle competition, but Kahn is adamant that she should stick to classical music instea...

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

A swindler approaches Peggy with an enticing offer for an at-home doctorate program, claiming it will elevate her status to that of a genius. Eager to...

Unfortunate Son

With Cotton's struggling VFW group relocating to Hank's house, Hank decides to rally some Vietnam veterans to support them. However, Cotton isn't part...

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Struggling to secure a full-time teaching role, Peggy decides to impersonate a nun in hopes of getting a job at a Catholic school, which ultimately le...

Tankin' It to the Streets

Upon discovering that the Army exploited him as a test subject for a new drug, Bill spirals into a drunken rage and commandeers a tank. His friends fi...

Of Mice and Little Green Men

Hank and Dale become increasingly intrigued by each other's sons' pursuits, leading Dale to a startling realization: he suspects he isn’t actually J...

A Man Without a Country Club

Kahn is eager to become a member of an exclusive all-Asian country club, but to his surprise, it's Hank who receives an invitation to join. The club s...

Beer and Loathing

Peggy lands a position at Alamo Beer, but her contract includes a stipulation that forbids her from revealing to Hank the reason why Texas will be wit...

Fun with Jane and Jane

Unaware of the sorority's cult-like nature, Luanne decides to join and convinces Peggy to join her. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys embark on a mission t...

My Own Private Rodeo

Hank discovers that the rift between Dale and his cowboy father was actually a façade designed to shield Dale from the truth about his dad's sexualit...

Sug Night

Hank is left unsettled after experiencing a bizarre dream where he’s grilling burgers—completely naked—with Nancy. Things get even more complica...

Dang Ol' Love

Bill is devastated when the stunning jogger he has been longing for chooses Boomhauer instead. However, Boomhauer soon faces his own heartbreak when t...

Returning Japanese (1)

The Hills travel to Japan so Cotton can express his remorse to the widow of a soldier he killed during World War II. However, as they delve deeper int...

Returning Japanese (2)

Cotton goes on a wild spree in Tokyo after being turned down by the Japanese son he recently discovered.

Get Your Freak Off

Bobby encounters a new girl at school, but Hank disapproves of her parents' progressive approach to raising her.

The Fat and the Furious

A passionate fan of competitive eating convinces Bill to take part in a hot dog eating competition.

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Connie's troubled cousin charms Bobby, who remains unaware as she transforms their science project into a drug lab.

Goodbye Normal Jeans

Hank initially disapproves of Bobby enrolling in Home Economics, but he soon finds that Bobby's newfound culinary talents surpass even Peggy's. Feelin...

Dances with Dogs

In a lively dog-dancing competition, Hank and Ladybird take on Bobby and Connie's canine duo. Meanwhile, Bill seeks to find a dance partner in a rottw...

The Son Also Roses

Hank is annoyed by Bobby's passion for gardening instead of football, but his attitude changes when he decides to enter Bobby into a rose-growing comp...

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

After an unfortunate incident where Hank accidentally severed one of Dale's fingers, he is mandated to attend an anger-management course. Dale insists...

Full Metal Dust Jacket

In her quest to join a book club, Peggy decides to take over a struggling bookstore. Business is floundering until she hits upon a controversial idea:...

Pigmalion

Luanne catches the attention of a nearby pork producer during her job interview at his house, but instead of just landing a job, she unexpectedly leav...

Megalo Dale

Dale works as an exterminator at the Mega Lo Mart, all thanks to a hesitant endorsement from Hank.

Boxing Luanne

Luanne steps into the boxing ring and, riding high on her victories in rigged matches, decides to take on George Foreman's daughter in a bold challeng...

Vision Quest

Concerned about Dale's parenting, John Redcorn approaches Hank for help. He wants Hank to guide Joseph, the son he fathered, through a traditional Nat...

Queasy Rider

Hank and Peggy discover a new spark in their marriage with the purchase of a motorcycle, but their excitement quickly fades during their first extende...

Board Games

Peggy, Minh, and Nancy come together to rally for a school program’s survival, but their friendship hits a snag when Minh declares her intention to ...

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

Hank believes that sending Bobby to Cotton's former boot camp will help him develop some toughness. However, he is unaware that recent legal changes h...

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Even though Hank insists that seasoning is essential, Bobby excels at marketing propane grills. Meanwhile, Bill finds himself on an unintentional adve...

The Good Buck

After being thrown out by his wife, Hank's rough-around-the-edges boss, Buck, seeks solace in religion with the help of his personal Bible tutor, Luan...

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Peggy steps in to manage the organic garden at Bobby's school, eager to secure the position long-term. However, her plans are jeopardized when a swarm...

Be True to Your Fool

After accidentally infesting his friends with lice, a downcast and ostracized Bill finds himself behind bars, where he unexpectedly becomes the center...

Racist Dawg

A handyman notices that Ladybird, Hank's dog, may be reflecting her owner's unconscious biases when she bites someone, suggesting that the dog's behav...

Night and Deity

Nancy feels uneasy about the chemistry between a pest-control expert and Dale. Meanwhile, as Luanne celebrates her 21st birthday, Hank takes on the ro...

Maid in Arlen

Kahn's mother takes on a job as a maid for the Hills in an effort to avoid her daughter-in-law. Bill, in particular, feels an instant connection with ...

The Witches of East Arlen

When Bobby starts exploring tarot card reading, he unexpectedly connects with a group of like-minded individuals who are eager to mentor him in the wa...

Patch Boomhauer

When Patch, Boomhauer's brother, reveals that he is marrying Boomhauer's former girlfriend, Hank mistakenly thinks that Boomhauer is trying to ruin th...

Reborn to Be Wild

Hank appreciates Bobby’s involvement in the new Christian youth group, but he’s not a fan of their unconventional worship style, which features sk...

New Cowboy on the Block

Hank isn't impressed when a former Dallas Cowboy moves into the neighborhood, especially after the once-celebrated player starts disregarding local re...

The Incredible Hank

Peggy takes matters into her own hands and secretly gives Hank a testosterone supplement to help him cope with the pressures of his job. At first, he ...

Flirting with the Master

A popular Latin television actor brings Peggy to his home in Mexico to educate his children, but she quickly picks up on the fact that his intentions ...

After the Mold Rush

The Hills discover that their house has a persistent mold problem, which is confirmed after Hank steps inside during a neighborhood showcase.

Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Hank and Bobby hit the road to Arizona in an 18-wheeler, unknowingly bringing along Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer as unexpected passengers.

Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Hank's frugality and his hesitance to discuss finances make Bobby think his dad is rich, and this misconception quickly circulates among the neighbors...

Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

Initially, Peggy faces rejection as she tries to break into the art scene, but her luck changes when a dealer takes notice of her work. However, she f...

That's What She Said

A recent addition to the Strickland team keeps everyone entertained with their cheeky double meanings, except for Hank, who finds it all quite offensi...

My Hair Lady

In Arlen, the trendiest new hairstyling duo is Luanne and Bill, who win over the female clientele by feigning a romantic interest in each other.

Phish and Wildlife

During the boys' yearly camping adventure, their experience is interrupted by a group of hippies who offer Bobby some of their food. In exchange for t...

Cheer Factor

Peggy's fierce coaching style leads the cheerleading squad to a string of football victories, but her methods spark controversy when one of their rout...

Dale Be Not Proud

Dale decides to donate a kidney to Funny Car driver John Force and appoints Hank to handle everything on his behalf while he recuperates.

Après Hank, le Deluge

When a flood hits, Hank is assigned to oversee a vulnerable dam, leading to Bill stepping in as the leader of the emergency shelter team.

DaleTech

Hank's dad joins a local civilian police patrol, effectively taking over Dale's self-assigned role as the neighborhood guardian.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

When Bobby's Texas History class shows a lack of understanding about the Alamo, Hank steps in to help arrange a reenactment. However, he discovers tha...

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Luanne joins forces with Hank to rally against a grilling contest that prohibits propane use. Meanwhile, Peggy is determined to negotiate a visit to a...

Stressed for Success

Bobby becomes a member of his school's academic team, where he is recognized for his knowledge of pop culture. However, the expectations weigh heavily...

Hank's Back

After hurting his back on the job, Hank decides to try out yoga classes to aid his recovery. Meanwhile, Peggy takes a job at a small local grocery sto...

The Redneck on Rainey Street

After Connie faces the harsh reality of reverse discrimination, Kahn abandons his aspirations and chooses to adopt a simpler, hillbilly lifestyle.

Talking Shop

Bobby takes on the role of a peer counselor, but he struggles to maintain professional boundaries as he finds himself emotionally entangled with his c...

A Rover Runs Through It

Peggy receives a surprising call from her estranged mother, urging her to return to their ranch in Montana. Upon her arrival, she finds herself dealin...

Ms. Wakefield

An elderly woman, a former resident of the Hills' home, comes back for the holiday season with the intention of passing away there. This prompts Dale ...

Death Buys a Timeshare

Hank joins Cotton and his new buddy Bill on a trip to Mexico, hoping to prevent them from falling for timeshare deals. However, the persistent salespe...

Yard, She Blows!

Hank's perfectly kept front yard takes a turn for the worse when Peggy decides to step in and add her own touch, eager to share the spotlight.

Dale to the Chief

When Hank attempts to fix a mistake on his driver’s license, it raises concerns for the newly patriotic Dale. Believing Hank poses a risk to nationa...

The Petriot Act

Hank eagerly signs up for a new military initiative that lets civilians take in pets while soldiers are deployed. However, he soon discovers that the ...

Enrique-cilable Differences

Hank feels uncomfortable when an employee struggling with personal issues seeks his comfort and support.

Mutual of Omabwah

Hank finds himself in a paranoid frenzy after discovering his insurance policy has lapsed, leading him to become overly cautious. Meanwhile, Bill and ...

Care-Takin' Care of Business

Hank and the guys engage in some undercover antics that unexpectedly transform a confused groundskeeper into a local hero, as his field is recognized ...

Arlen City Bomber

Peggy decides to join Luanne on a roller derby team, but soon finds herself frustrated with the team's penny-pinching owner. This leads her to rally t...

Redcorn Gambles with His Future

John Redcorn seeks to establish a Native American gambling casino, aiming to create a space for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake, to perform.

Smoking and the Bandit

Dale puts on a costume to challenge Arlen's smoking prohibition, while Peggy is determined to discover who he really is.

Gone with the Windstorm

Peggy comes to the aid of weather reporter Nancy when she finds herself ousted by a more qualified meteorologist. Meanwhile, Bobby is startled when a ...

Bobby on Track

Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the position he ends up with isn’t exactly what Hank envisioned.

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings

Bill discovers joy in a men's chorus, but the commitment needed for the group puts his military career at risk.

Hank's on Board

Hank learns that Dale and Boomhauer have been going on annual vacations together, leading him to think they're trying to dodge Bill. To counter this, ...

Bystand Me

After the Arlen Bystander hires a new editor, Peggy lands a position writing a column on household tips. The catch is, she lacks any real knowledge of...

Bill's House

Once Bill has taken care of Hank, Peggy, and Bobby through their bout with the flu, he begins to feel isolated without anyone to look after. Hank enco...

Harlottown

Hank and Peggy embark on a mission to restore a historic landmark in Arlen, only to uncover the town's scandalous origins as a haven for harlots and v...

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown

In an attempt to curb Bobby's constant joking in school, Hank decides to sign him up for a clowning course at the community college. However, the snob...

Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?

Kahn faces criticism for being so integrated into American culture that he's labeled a "banana," the Asian counterpart to an "Oreo." In an effort to r...

You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)

To help fund the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank brings in a flashy, Harlem Globetrotters-style softball team to challenge his local c...

Business Is Picking Up

During the school's job shadow program, Bobby finds himself interning with Peter Sterling, the owner of a pooper-scooper business. Inspired by Peter's...

The Year of Washing Dangerously

Hank finds himself entangled in Kahn's quick-money venture after Kahn purchases the car wash that becomes popular for Friday night car cruising. Howev...

Hank Fixes Everything

Buck Strickland initiates a fierce price competition with Thatherton and two other competitors, enlisting the crew from "American Chopper" to help pro...

Church Hopping

After Reverend Stroup assigns the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to a different family, Hank and his family resolve to seek out a ne...

24 Hour Propane People

After Buck is kicked out of his go-to strip club, he decides to transform Strickland Propane into a more enjoyable workplace. He encourages his staff ...

The Texas Panhandler

Rather than seeking employment, Bobby and Joseph realize they can earn more cash and appear trendier by loitering on street corners and asking for han...

Hank's Bully

Caleb, a young boy, begins to trail Hank, teasing him and causing disturbances. Hank finds himself at a loss for how to handle this pint-sized torment...

Edu-macating Lucky

Lucky approaches Peggy for assistance in studying for his GED, believing it will boost his prospects of marrying Luanne. However, Peggy deliberately f...

The Peggy Horror Picture Show

After a clothing swap with the local women leaves her feeling less feminine, Hank surprises Peggy with a new pair of shoes. When her go-to shop in Lub...

SerPUNt

When Bobby's snake ends up in the toilet, Hank opts to reach out to Animal Control for help. However, instead of resolving the issue, they exaggerate ...

Blood and Sauce

The guys chat about the legacies they hope to leave for their kids, which leaves Bill feeling down since he has no children of his own. To lift his sp...

Luanne Gets Lucky

After Lucky abandons Luanne to join Hank and the others on a stump, Luanne decides to accept an invitation to the Senior Prom at Arlen High School. Me...

Hank Gets Dusted

Hank is devastated when Cotton decides to hand over his cherished Cadillac to Cousin Dusty. The situation takes a turn for the worse when Dusty arrive...

Glen Peggy Glen Ross

Peggy is let go from her position at The Arlen Bystander and decides to pursue a new path as a real estate agent. At the same time, Dale acquires a se...

The Passion of Dauterive

Following a near-death experience when his roof collapses onto his bed, Bill undergoes a profound spiritual awakening. This unexpected event leads him...

Grand Theft Arlen

Hank develops a fixation on a propane-themed video game, diving deep into its virtual world. At the same time, Bobby is busy preparing for the Preside...

Peggy’s Gone to Pots

Peggy aims to achieve her dream of real estate success by targeting upscale properties in the prestigious Arlen Heights, but instead finds herself ped...

Hair Today, Gone Today

Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures at home and her lingering emotions for Redcorn, Nancy seeks her mother’s support as her stress begins to take a...

Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies

Bill needs to get in shape for an upcoming Army fitness test, but after befriending a group of bodybuilders, he starts to change for the worse, becomi...

Lucky's Wedding Suit

Lucky is determined to provide Luanne with the lavish wedding she dreams of, so he decides to take action against Dale by filing a baseless lawsuit fo...

Suite Smells of Excess

The guys decide to bring Bobby along to a college football game, and their antics unexpectedly land them in a VIP box suite. From there, they find the...

Bobby Rae

In an effort to win over a girl, Bobby stages a protest against the soda machines at school. Unbeknownst to him, the teachers have been using the prof...

The Powder Puff Boys

Hank supports Bobby as he prepares to be a cheerleader for the girls during the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby discovers that there’s a lon...

Four Wave Intersection

As a scorching heat wave sweeps through Arlen, Hank and his friends decide to take the kids to the water park for some relief. However, their fun is i...

Death Picks Cotton

During a visit to a restaurant where meals are prepared right at the table, Cotton has a meltdown that escalates into a brawl with the chef. The confr...

Raise the Steaks

Hank discovers a passion for organic food and decides to create a small co-op garden right in his backyard.

Tears of an Inflatable Clown

Bobby finds himself caught in a situation involving racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. At the same time, Lucky injures himself while trying...

The Minh Who Knew Too Much

Minh signs up for the Arlen Gun Club to sharpen her skeet-shooting abilities and gain a spot on the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, she begins...

Dream Weaver

Facing some financial issues, Nancy persuades Dale to embark on a "vocation vacation" to explore a new career path. Unfortunately, Dale chooses basket...

Doggone Crazy

After Ladybird goes a bit wild and nips Hank, she ends up on a list of aggressive dogs. Concerned about her behavior, Hank visits a veterinarian, who ...

Trans-Fascism

Hank teams up with Buck Strickland to take on the Arlen City Council and a competing restaurant after "Sugarfoots" suffers a decline in business from ...

Untitled Blake McCormick Project

Bill finds himself smitten after a blind date with Charlene, an attractive single mom. Despite his excitement, Dale feels a nagging suspicion that som...

The Accidental Terrorist

Hank surprises Peggy with a brand-new car, sticking to his usual habit of paying the full sticker price. But once he discovers that he’s been overch...

Lady and Gentrification

Hank agrees to give a speech at Enrique's daughter's quinceañera, but things take an unexpected turn when some of Peggy's real estate clients become ...

Behind Closed Doors

After a child goes missing in Arlen, Peggy's anxiety levels soar, leading her to become excessively protective. She begins to closely monitor her own ...

Pour Some Sugar on Kahn

Kahn flees to the local bar and dives into karaoke when Minh's father arrives for a visit. At the same time, Bobby and Peggy engage in a fierce compet...

Six Characters in Search of a House

Peggy struggles to sell a home after discovering that the current occupants are driving potential buyers away. To solve this problem, she enlists the ...

The Courtship of Joseph's Father

Dale’s son rises to fame as the standout quarterback at Landry High School. However, Dale pressures him to take up an enticing opportunity from a pr...

Strangeness on a Train

Feeling anxious that her birthday celebrations never meet her hopes, Peggy organizes a disco-themed party aboard a mystery train. When Luanne accident...

Cops and Robert

After being falsely accused of tossing a soda can, Bobby finds himself stepping in as a deputy for the school’s police officer. At the same time, Ha...

It Came from the Garage

Hank is eager to bond with his son Bobby, so he decides to divert Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer with a boat-building contest. Unfortunately, their plans t...

Life: A Loser's Manual

Luanne's estranged father, Hoyt, who is also Peggy's brother and a two-time felon, arrives in Arlen. When Hoyt is apprehended while committing another...

Dia-BILL-ic Shock

Bill's fondness for sweets leads to a diabetes diagnosis. When his doctor warns him about the possibility of losing his legs, he opts to use a wheelch...

Earthy Girls Are Easy

As a local newspaper prepares to publish an article about Strickland Propane's illegal disposal of old propane tanks in the river, Hank proposes that ...

Square-Footed Monster

Hank and his friends come together to help restore a run-down house in their neighborhood. Their hard work pays off, but things take a turn when Ted W...

Lost in MySpace

Hank feels uneasy when Mr. Strickland chooses to launch a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. His worries are confirmed when Donna shares personal vi...

No Bobby Left Behind

To improve the school's standardized test scores, Principal Moss categorizes Bobby as a low-achieving student. Unfortunately, this strategy backfires ...

A Bill Full of Dollars

Peggy, Minh, and Dale team up to invest in the stock market, but their first venture results in a financial setback. To enhance their chances of succe...

Straight as an Arrow

Hank attempts to guide Bobby in his quest to join the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he finds himself at odds with the new Arrowmaster in Arlen. Sim...

Lucky See, Monkey Do

Myrna, Lucky's sister, brings her kids to a baby shower hosted by Peggy in honor of Luanne. Tensions quickly rise between Myrna and Peggy as they deba...

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis

This year, Buck Strickland is being honored at the Propane Hall of Fame, and he’s invited Hank to accompany him to ensure he doesn’t cause any iss...

Master of Puppets

Bobby finds himself stuck at the mall after Hank and Peggy's date drags on longer than expected. Sensing his parents' guilt, he cleverly decides to pl...

Bwah My Nose

Hank and his friends have a chance to take on their rivals again in the high school championship match they previously lost. However, during a practic...

Uncool Customer

When Peggy discovers that she's not as cool as she thought, she decides to befriend one of Arlen's most stylish and popular moms to pick up some tips ...

Nancy Does Dallas

When Nancy lands an exciting new job in Dallas, she leaves Dale behind, and he soon discovers that life as a bachelor isn't as enjoyable as he imagine...

Born Again on the Fourth of July

After Hank gets frustrated with Bobby's reckless antics, he arranges for an intervention at the church. At the same time, Hank and his friends decide ...

Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key

Hank learns that his father’s final wishes involve a series of strange tasks, one of which includes the unusual request to have his ashes poured dow...

Bad News Bill

Hank becomes concerned when Bobby's Little League Coach starts to push Bobby about his skills on the field. Initially, he feels frustrated by the Coac...

Manger Baby Einstein

Luanne sets her sights on making a name for herself in the world of children's entertainment, eager to become a standout star.

Uh-Oh Canada

When Boomhauer swaps homes with a Canadian family for the summer, the Arlen crew steps in to welcome their new neighbors. However, it quickly becomes ...

The Boy Can't Help It

Bobby finds himself at the center of attention as multiple girls in his class eye him as a possible date for the Homecoming dance. However, Hank grows...

To Sirloin with Love

Hank feels a sense of pride when he discovers that he and Bobby finally share a common interest. Bobby's expertise in beef impresses the coaches, lead...

Return of the King

Hank and Peggy return to Arlen, finding it challenging to settle back into their former routine. Meanwhile, Bobby encounters a friend from his childho...

The Beer Story

Hank and Bobby find themselves in a fierce rivalry as they take part in a home brewing contest. Meanwhile, Boomhauer connects with Luke Jr. as they sh...

Bobby Gets Grilled

While hunting for genuine robata charcoal, Bobby finds himself facing accusations of cultural appropriation. Meanwhile, the Hills and Gribbles visit t...

Chore Money, Chore Problems

Hank signs up for a handyman app but finds it challenging to earn positive reviews. Meanwhile, Bobby discovers that Connie is in a relationship with o...

New Ref in Town

Hank takes on a hidden role as a soccer referee, keeping his new job under wraps. Meanwhile, Bobby heads to the car dealership with the intention of p...

Peggy's Fadeout

Hank learns that Bill's new colleagues believe he is married, leading to some awkward moments. Meanwhile, Bobby suspects that Connie's boyfriend might...

Any Given Hill-Day

Bobby seeks to connect with Hank during the Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Camp, but Willow disrupts their plans. Meanwhile, Peggy takes the initiative to cre...

Kahn-scious Uncoupling

The Souphanousinphones host an extravagant anniversary celebration to conceal a secret that only Hank is aware of. Meanwhile, Bobby feels overwhelmed ...

No Hank Left Behind

Hank brings Good Hank to a men's camp, hoping to teach him important values, but the experience turns out to be quite different from what he anticipat...

A Sounder Investment

Peggy and Hank's friends launch a pig removal venture, but Hank is reluctant to get involved. Meanwhile, Bobby and Connie find it challenging to conne...

Searching for Bobby Phisher

Care of the Dog

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Failure to Hard Launch

Hank Encounters of the Nerd Kind

Propane Recall

The Best Little Marriage in Texas

Hank Ruffles Some Feathers

Really Bites

No-Cuddle Offense