Married... with Children

Pilot

In this opening episode, we are introduced to Al and Peg Bundy, a hilariously dysfunctional family living in Chicago. They lack any real friends and s...

Thinnergy

Marcy presents Peggy with the health book "Thinnergy," which sparks a newfound motivation in her. Excited about the possibilities, Peggy starts a diet...

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

The Bundys and the Rhoades become aware of rising crime in their area. In response, Al decides to purchase a gun, while the Rhoades opt for a dog for ...

Whose Room Is It Anyway

Steve and Marcy are excited to use their tax refund to expand their home with an additional room. Al tries to persuade Steve to create a pool room, wh...

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

As Al and Steve bond over their shared project of restoring a classic 1965 Mustang, their friendship grows stronger. Meanwhile, Peg and Marcy find it ...

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get

Al finds himself in a bind when he can't buy a present for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary because his credit card is at its limit.

Married... without Children

Seeking to rekindle the spark in their marriage, Al and Peg decide to spend a night at a hotel. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy take on the challenge of ba...

The Poker Game

Al invites Steve over for a poker game, but things take a turn when Steve winds up losing his entire paycheck to Al. To avoid facing Marcy with the tr...

Peggy Sue Got Work

Peg desires a VCR, but Al refuses to buy one for her. Determined to get it herself, she takes a job at a department store, which creates tension betwe...

Al Loses His Cherry

Al seeks refuge at Luke Ventura's apartment after having a heated confrontation with Peg.

Nightmare on Al's Street

While Steve is off on a business trip, Marcy finds herself unexpectedly having sexual fantasies about Al. Disturbed by these thoughts, she confides in...

Where's the Boss

Believing his boss has passed away, Al begins searching for a new job, feeling unvalued and overlooked for his contributions. He hopes to find recogni...

Johnny Be Gone

Al and Peggy postpone their visit to their beloved hamburger place when Bud and Kelly find themselves in a tricky situation. At the same time, Steve a...

Poppy's By the Tree (1)

In the premiere of the second season, the Bundys find themselves at a rundown motel in Dumpwater, Florida. Their vacation takes a dark turn when an ax...

Poppy's By the Tree (2)

Peg is taken hostage by the axe-wielding killer, leaving Al with the daunting responsibility of rescuing her.

If I Were a Rich Man

Al and Steve stop by the vault at Steve's bank, but the following day, news breaks that one million dollars has vanished. Peg and the kids catch wind ...

Buck Can Do It

When one of the Bundys' neighbors threatens legal action after Buck, the family dog, mates with their pet, they demand that the Bundys have Buck neute...

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)

After a heated argument with Steve, Marcy decides to join Peggy and her friends for a night out at a strip club. In the midst of the fun, an unexpecte...

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)

A stripper arrives at Al's bar, holding Marcy's wedding ring. Al persuades Steve to make Marcy feel bad for misplacing it, while he confronts Peg abou...

For Whom the Bell Tolls

The Bundy family finds their phone service shut off when Al refuses to pay for a call he insists he didn’t make. This decision frustrates Peggy, Kel...

Born to Walk

On the very day Kelly passes her test and secures her license, Al faces disappointment as he fails his own renewal exam.

Alley of the Dolls

Peg encounters an old high school rival, leading to a showdown between their two families in a bowling competition to determine who the ultimate loser...

The Razor's Edge

After a disagreement with Marcy over his freshly grown beard, Steve ends up crashing at the Bundy home for several nights. The rest of the family is t...

How Do You Spell Revenge?

Al takes it upon himself to help Peg enhance her softball abilities, while Kelly's boyfriend challenges her to demonstrate her affection by getting a ...

Earth Angel

While at the park, Bud encounters a 21-year-old art student and decides to bring her back to the Bundy home. The rest of the family takes a liking to ...

You Better Watch Out

In this holiday episode, Santa Claus finds himself running behind schedule at the mall. Unfortunately, his parachute fails to deploy, causing him to p...

Guys and Dolls

Al and Steve hit the streets in search of Marcy's cherished Barbie doll, which they had swapped for two valuable baseball cards. Unbeknownst to them, ...

Build a Better Mousetrap

A mouse infiltrates the Bundy household, and Al, too proud to call in a professional exterminator, decides to take matters into his own hands. Determi...

Master the Possibilities

When the mailman drops off a pre-approved credit card for Buck the Dog, the Bundy family seizes the opportunity and embarks on a shopping frenzy.

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah

On Valentine's Day, Bud eagerly anticipates receiving his very first Valentine, while Kelly has an array of options to pick from. Steve is busy making...

The Great Escape

The Bundys are forced to vacate their home for the night due to termite fumigation, so they end up spending the evening at the shoe store. Meanwhile, ...

Im-Po-Dent

When Marcy accidentally dings Steve's brand-new Mercedes, she immediately feels a wave of regret. In retaliation, Steve accuses her of causing his imp...

Just Married ... With Children

Al and Peg, having submitted an application for the Rhoades' to compete on a game show, find themselves on the newlywed-themed program "How Do I Love ...

Father Lode

Al struggles to hide his recent winnings from the race track, while Peg begins to help herself to the cash in Al's wallet.

All in the Family

Peg’s rustic relatives from W* County come to town, bringing along a whirlwind of chaos. With bickering uncles and a trio of aunts eager to sing, th...

He Thought He Could

In the premiere of the third season, Al discovers he’s been holding onto a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957. When he decides to ret...

I'm Going to Sweatland

Peg believes she spotted Elvis at the mall, and Marcy points out a pit stain on Al's shirt that resembles the iconic singer. This peculiar coincidence...

Poke High

A star football player at the high school is poised to surpass the record that Al achieved at Polk High.

The Camping Show

What starts as a relaxing weekend getaway for the Rhoades and Bundys quickly spirals into chaos when Peg, Kelly, and Marcy all experience their menstr...

A Dump of My Own

Al envisions creating his ideal space: a luxurious executive-style bathroom right in the garage.

Her Cups Runneth Over

Al and Steve make their way to an upscale store to buy Peggy a new bra as a birthday gift.

The Bald and the Beautiful

Steve becomes anxious about his thinning hair and manages to persuade Al that he too is experiencing hair loss.

The Gypsy Cried

After a psychic's forecasts start to play out perfectly for Al, Peggy, and Steve, Marcy becomes increasingly anxious about her own reading, which omin...

Requiem for a Dead Barber

After the death of his barber, Al decides to let his hair grow out. However, he becomes increasingly anxious about visiting salons, worried that this ...

Eatin' Out

The Bundys receive an unexpected inheritance from a relative and choose to celebrate at an upscale restaurant. However, Al realizes he's left his wall...

My Mom, the Mom

Peg visits Kelly's school for mother-daughter day, enthusiastically sharing her experiences and the happiness that comes with being a housewife. Meanw...

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

After pulling a prank, Kelly finds herself in a bit of a bind when she’s roped into performing a tap dance at the upcoming recital. With little time...

A Three Job, No Income Family

Al takes on a second job to try and out-earn Peg after she begins making money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

The Harder They Fall

After Steve gestures rudely at a driver, he becomes anxious that the man might retaliate with violence.

The House That Peg Lost

Steve and Marcy request Peggy to watch their house while they're away. However, when a moving company shows up looking for "Steve's Roadhouse," Peggy ...

Married ... with Prom Queen (1)

Al and Peggy attend their high school reunion, where Peggy is determined to be crowned prom queen. She invests a considerable amount of money reaching...

Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)

Peggy is on a frantic mission to secure more votes, but it looks like Connie is the frontrunner. Bud and Kelly, curious about the sixties, chat with M...

The Dateless Amigo

With both of his friends heading out with dates, Bud sets out on a mission to find a girl who will go out with him too. Determined to not be the odd o...

The Computer Show

Steve and Marcy persuade Peggy to purchase a computer for their household, but once it’s brought home, no one ends up using it.

Life's a Beach

During a family trip to the beach, Al unexpectedly runs into an old flame. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly are on their own quests to find dates for the day,...

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

After all the women in the neighborhood are spied on, Peggy feels envious since she’s been overlooked. In her frustration, she sets out a ladder, mi...

Hot off the Grill

Marcy accidentally mixes her deceased aunt's ashes into the hamburgers for the Labor Day barbecue.

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Peggy scores a complimentary health week with Chicago's healthiest man, but as she introduces him to her quirky lifestyle choices, he surprisingly suc...

Buck Saves the Day

Kelly and Bud are on a mission to gather funds for a concert. Kelly hatches a plan to host a poker game with Peggy's friends, hoping to win some cash....

Tooth or Consequences

Al visits Marcy's dentist and discovers that he is involved with his dental assistant.

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

While at the beauty salon, Peggy strikes up a conversation with another woman and quickly becomes convinced that Al is being unfaithful to her with th...

Fair Exchange

The Bundy family decides to host a foreign exchange student, drawn in by the $500 weekly stipend from the government. However, the French girl quickly...

Desperately Seeking Miss October

A Playboy model stops by the shoe store, sparking Al's curiosity about which issue features her. However, he soon realizes Peggy has sold his entire P...

976-SHOE

Steve jeopardizes his position at the bank when Al secures a $50,000 loan to launch a shoe hotline.

Oh, What a Feeling

Al makes the decision to purchase a new car, only to discover that Peggy has blown through all of his savings. As a result, he is left with no choice ...

At the Zoo

Instead of searching for employment, Steve chooses to hang out at the zoo with the Bundys, much to Marcy's annoyance.

It's a Bundyful Life (1)

Al has managed to save enough money to purchase Christmas presents for everyone, but when several last-minute customers arrive at the shoe store, he f...

It's a Bundyful Life (2)

Al is unexpectedly visited by a guardian angel who shows him a world where he never existed. As he explores this alternate reality, Al gains insight i...

Who'll Stop the Rain

Al’s sense of pride and his penchant for handling things on his own frustrate the rest of the family when he opts to repair the leaking roof by hims...

A Taxing Problem

Following Peggy's deception regarding the Bundy taxes, Al faces the urgent challenge of securing funds for the audit. When a couple presents a lucrati...

Rock and Roll Girl

Kelly embarks on a journey to become a rock and roll singer, enlisting Bud to be her agent. As they navigate the ups and downs of the music industry, ...

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)

Peggy decides to whisk Marcy away to Las Vegas in an effort to help her move on from her divorce with Steve.

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

When Al, Bud, and Kelly reach Las Vegas, they discover that Peg and Marcy are completely out of funds. Faced with the challenge of getting back home, ...

What Goes Around Came Around

Bud seeks to settle the score with a girl who embarrassed him in the past.

Peggy Turns 300

Al organizes a memorable birthday celebration for Peggy by treating her to a night at the Bowlarama, where he aims to finally surpass his nemesis's to...

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Peggy finds out that she needs to retake Home Economics in order to graduate from high school.

Rain Girl

Kelly lands a new position as a weather reporter at a nearby news station.

The Agony of De-Feet

Al finds himself tasked with judging a beauty pageant at the shoe store, which leads to a series of unsettling dreams centered around feet. At the sam...

Yard Sale

When Al finds out about Peggy's recent shopping spree, he decides to host a yard sale to clear out some of the clutter. Unfortunately, he quickly real...

We'll Follow the Sun

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

Al... with Kelly

Al and Kelly fake illnesses to dodge a trip to Wanker County with Peggy and Bud. However, Kelly unexpectedly falls ill for real, leaving Al to tend to...

Sue Casa, His Casa

When Al concludes that he can forgo insurance, Bud unexpectedly gets into a car accident. In the aftermath, they decide to countersue the other driver...

The Unnatural

Al's softball team is considering sidelining him ahead of the important championship, but Peggy, Kelly, and Bud possess three out of the necessary vot...

The Dance Show

Al is fine with Peggy spending her evenings at the ballroom dance hall with Marcy, enjoying herself and dancing with a charming guy named Andy. Howeve...

Kelly Bounces Back

Kelly tries out for a position as the face of the new Allante car.

Married ... with Aliens

Al receives an unexpected visit from tiny green extraterrestrials who make off with his socks.

Wabbit Season

Al’s dream of cultivating a thriving vegetable garden is shattered when a mischievous rabbit wreaks havoc on his plans. The little intruder nibbles ...

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Al earns a reputation as the neighborhood heartthrob when several women catch a glimpse of him lifting a couch.

One Down, Two to Go

After Al assaults another one of Kelly's boyfriends, she decides to move out. This decision frustrates Peggy, who then adopts a hyper-protective attit...

And Baby Makes Money

Al and Peggy decide to attempt having another child after a deceased family member made a promise of $500,000 to the couple who names their offspring ...

Married ... with Who

After a wild night of drinking, Marcy awakens to a shocking realization: she has tied the knot with Jefferson.

The Godfather

Al steps into the role of the neighborhood godfather when Kelly begins a relationship with a 41-year-old man who has influential ties.

Look Who's Barking

Buck introduces a new female dog into the home and soon finds himself feeling overlooked as the family showers all their attention on the newcomer.

A Man's Castle

Al is taken aback when Peggy transforms his bathroom, giving it a vibrant pink makeover.

All Night Security Dude

Al lands a position as a security guard at Polk High, but his new role takes a turn for the worse when the championship trophy goes missing, and suspi...

Oldies but Young 'Uns

Al becomes increasingly frantic as he struggles to recall the title of a catchy song he recently heard on the radio.

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Al faces a tough decision: should he use his funds to support Bud’s trip to the White House, or should he allow Kelly to participate in the Miss Wee...

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Al and Peggy decide to invade Marcy's home for a movie night. While they settle in, Bud is off with a girl at a concert, and Kelly finds herself stuck...

Top of the Heap

In a new spinoff of Married ... with Children, we dive into the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie is determined to see Vinnie marry into w...

You Better Shop Around (1)

Al purchases a rundown air conditioner at a bargain price, but it backfires spectacularly, causing a widespread blackout throughout the neighborhood. ...

You Better Shop Around (2)

The Bundys and the D'Arcys go head-to-head in a race to blow through a $1,000 shopping spree. At the same time, Bud and Kelly pester celebrity Jerry M...

Route 666 (1)

While traveling through New Mexico, the Bundy family finds themselves stranded when their car breaks down. In a bind, they reach out to Marcy and Jeff...

Route 666 (2)

The Bundy family and the D'Arcys encounter the consequences of avarice when they stumble upon a gold mine in the desert.

Buck the Stud

A stranger approaches the Bundy family with a tempting proposition: he’s willing to pay them $10,000 if they let Buck mate with his dog.

She's Having My Baby (1)

Marcy and Peggy find out they are both expecting, much to Jefferson's delight and Al's dismay.

She's Having My Baby (2)

Al flees to a bus station to find some relief from Peggy's unending requests, while Jefferson also seeks to escape by distancing himself from Marcy.

If Al Had a Hammer

Al constructs a secluded space just for himself, utilizing the Bundy hammer. At the same time, Bud adopts the moniker "Grandmaster B," but unfortunate...

Cheese, Cues and Blood

To raise funds for a competition, Kelly resorts to hustling men at pool games to make some cash.

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Peggy and Marcy embark on an adventure to reclaim all of Marcy's childhood furniture that Jefferson had sold off.

Buck Has a Belly Ache

Feeling envious of the spotlight Buck receives from the family, Peggy decides to leave and heads back to W* County for a while.

If I Could See Me Now

After a couple of small mishaps, Bud and Kelly manage to persuade Al to get a pair of glasses.

God's Shoes

Following a divine vision, Al embarks on a quest to create the ultimate pair of shoes.

Kelly Does Hollywood (1)

Kelly launches her very own talk show, capturing the attention of rival networks eager to see what all the buzz is about.

Kelly Does Hollywood (2)

Kelly heads to Hollywood, but her show faces harsh cuts from the censors.

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Al lands a position as a private investigator, but things take a dark turn when he finds himself wrongfully accused of murder.

So This is How Sinatra Felt

Convinced that Al is cheating on her, Peggy decides to enlist the kids to keep an eye on him.

I Who Have Nothing

Al realizes he doesn't own anything of significance and resolves to reclaim something that holds deep meaning for him: his championship game ball.

The Mystery of Skull Island

Bud begins dating a thrill-seeking extreme sports enthusiast, while Peggy and Al join the D'Arcys for a lively evening playing a relationship board ga...

Just Shoe It

Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.

Rites of Passage

In a classic moment of male bonding, Al decides to take Bud to a strip club to celebrate his 18th birthday.

The Egg and I

Steve Rhoades makes a comeback, hoping to win back his wife, only to be taken aback by Marcy’s new marriage. Meanwhile, the Bundys engage in a heate...

My Dinner with Anthrax

Bud wins a contest for a "Dinner with Anthrax" and decides to send Al and Peg off on a timeshare getaway in Florida, all while the band hangs out at t...

Psychic Avengers

Jefferson reveals his psychic phone scam to Al, who quickly sees an opportunity. However, the Bundys soon get involved and take control of the operati...

Hi I.Q.

Bud grows wary when he learns that Kelly has received an invitation to a gathering meant for intellectuals.

Teacher Pets

Bud finds himself balancing relationships with two women, including his English teacher, Miss McGowen. At the same time, the rest of the family overlo...

The Goodbye Girl

Kelly lands a job at a local amusement park, excited about her new adventure. Meanwhile, Al decides to take a break from his usual routine and indulge...

The Gas Station Show

Al finds himself stuck working at a gas station after Peggy and the kids splurge on an excessive amount of junk food that he can't afford. To settle t...

England Show (1)

The Bundy family scores a complimentary vacation to England, but the residents of Lower Uncton have other plans. They believe that eliminating all mal...

England Show (2)

The Bundy family enjoys a day of shopping in England, blissfully unaware of the surprises that lie ahead in Lower Uncton.

England Show (3)

Al finds himself competing in a perilous jousting tournament in Lower Uncton, where the stakes are nothing short of his family's survival. As he faces...

Magnificent Seven

Al is taken aback when Peggy’s relatives drop off their five-year-old son, Seven, expecting him to stay with the Bundys.

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Kelly finds herself trekking through the woods alone. Meanwhile, Al and Peg make an effort to revive their marri...

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Peggy finds out that Seven is unaware of his own birthday, prompting the family to come together and plan a surprise celebration for him—on Al's bir...

Al on the Rocks

To cover Seven's medical expenses, Al reluctantly takes on a job as a topless bartender. Meanwhile, Peggy becomes increasingly worried that Bud and Ke...

What I Did for Love

Peggy attempts to rekindle Al's interest in their intimacy by buying a variety of new dresses, but her efforts fall flat.

Frat Chance

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

The Chicago Wine Party

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Al insists that Kelly find a job, leading her to take up a position as a waitress.

Rock of Ages

Al and the family come up with a plan to gain access to the first-class lounge by disguising themselves as rock stars. Dressed in flashy outfits, they...

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Al purchases a burial plot in a cemetery, eager to rest beside a famous western film star and a mule. However, Peggy feels left out of this unusual de...

The Old College Try

Bud receives a substantial financial grant for his college education, but instead of saving it for his future, Al and Peggy blow the entire amount on ...

Christmas

Al reflects on the various ways the Bundys have celebrated Christmas throughout the years, recalling the ups and downs of their holiday traditions. Fr...

Wedding Show

Al grows increasingly irritated as Peggy struggles to choose her outfit for the family wedding. At the same time, Bud takes the opportunity to connect...

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Peggy and Marcy spoil Al's fishing outing with their ongoing bickering. At the same time, Jefferson and the kids take advantage of Marcy's funds for t...

Heels on Wheels

Kelly decides to purchase a motorcycle, much to the dismay of her family, who are concerned about the safety risks involved.

Mr. Empty Pants

Peggy designs a cartoon character called Mr. Empty Pants, who strikingly resembles Al.

You Can't Miss

Bud finds himself competing on a dating game show designed for single guys. Meanwhile, Al and Peg are struggling to get any sleep, going days without ...

Peggy and the Pirates

Peggy shares an imaginative tale with Seven, weaving a story filled with daring pirates and enchanting princesses.

Go for the Old

Al takes part in a senior athletic championship, showcasing his skills and determination in various events.

Un-Alful Entry

While attempting to break into the Bundy home, a burglar finds himself on the receiving end of a punch from Al. Surprisingly, the tables turn when the...

Movie Show

The Bundy family heads to the cinema to celebrate Kelly's birthday, but their outing takes an unexpected turn when they spot her boyfriend with a diff...

'Til Death Do Us Part

Al's struggles in the bedroom have turned him into the town's punchline, prompting him to embark on a mission to reclaim his confidence and get fit ag...

Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Al dreams of retiring ahead of schedule, but Peggy's excessive shopping habits put a strain on their finances. As a result, he finds himself taking a ...

Old Insurance Dodge

Al attempts to pull a fast one on the insurance company after his Dodge goes missing.

The Wedding Repercussions

Bud's cousin arrives in a furious state, having discovered that his wife was unfaithful before their wedding. Unbeknownst to him, the person responsib...

The Proposition

Al's former sweetheart offers Peggy a staggering $500,000 to purchase Al.

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

Al and Peggy attend a basketball game together, and during the event, Peggy decides to swap seats with Al. By chance, her new seat gets selected for a...

Hood 'n the Boyz

Al steps in to support his childhood sweetheart as she faces off against a tough young man and his crew.

Proud to Be Your Bud

The family starts to believe that Bud has lost his mind when they catch him conversing with himself in his bedroom.

Luck of the Bundys

As the Bundy family begins to experience an unexpected streak of good fortune, Al starts to recall the infamous Bundy Curse and becomes convinced that...

Banking on Marcy

Marcy attempts to visualize herself in the bedroom as a way to boost her confidence when addressing large crowds, but her daydreams often become quite...

No Chicken, No Check

Kelly and Bud decide to purchase a car together, but their attempts at sharing it quickly spiral into conflict. As tensions rise, the Bundy siblings f...

Take My Wife, Please

As Bud, Kelly, and Peggy enjoy a night at the D'Arcy's Halloween party dressed as the Village People, Al finds himself face-to-face with the Grim Reap...

Scared Single

Al attempts to convince a young man to abandon his thoughts of marriage. At the same time, Kelly has a run-in with bees that leaves her acting erratic...

NO MA'AM

Women seize control of the nudie bar and the bowling alley, prompting Al to establish a group named "NO MA'AM."

Dances with Weezy

Peggy and Marcy manage to convince Al and Jefferson to ditch their plans of heading to a new sports bar and instead join them for a live performance o...

Change for a Buck

Buck leaves his home in search of adventure and finds himself at a dog shelter.

A Little off the Top

Al finds himself undergoing circumcision due to a mix-up with the surgeons who misinterpreted the doctor's orders.

The Worst Noel

On Christmas Eve, Kelly and Bud attempt to stealthily bring a jukebox into the house as a surprise gift for Al and Peggy. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy bick...

Sofa So Good

While Al and Peggy attend a family reunion, disaster strikes when Kelly's boyfriend damages Peggy's beloved couch. With no time to waste, Bud and Kell...

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Al is frustrated when he discovers that the mall has put up a massive billboard featuring Peggy right next to the shoe store.

How Green was My Apple

A conflict arises between the D'Arcys and the Bundys over the ownership of an apple tree, sparking a rivalry between the two households.

Valentine's Day Massacre

Bud searches for a long-lost valentine, a letter from Kelly that she never delivered to him years back. At the same time, Al is on a mission to buy Va...

Get Outta Dodge

Al has the chance to score a new Viper for his Dodge, but first, he must allow a video crew to capture the moment his Dodge hits the incredible milest...

Field of Screams

Al learns that the high school football field is set to be torn down to make way for an auto shop, prompting him to take a stand against the decision....

The D'Arcy Files

Al receives an enticing offer of $50,000 to disclose Jefferson's true identity, which turns out to be that of a spy.

Nooner or Nothing

Peggy tries to persuade Al to return home for a quickie, hoping it will help her win a major radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly find themselves s...

Ride Scare

Al's carpool, made up of him and three models, is selected to spearhead a campaign aimed at cleaning up Chicago.

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

After Al insults a heavyset woman, he finds himself losing his beloved parking spot. This incident prompts the "No Ma'am" group to embark on a quest t...

Assault and Batteries

Al attempts to replace some batteries but ends up trapped in a store when the computer malfunctions. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud throw a party to celebra...

Al Goes Deep

Al persuades Jefferson to place a bet on an upcoming football game, but things take a turn when the team's star player begins dating Kelly. This new r...

Kelly Knows Something

Al takes it upon himself to instruct Kelly in various sports, preparing her for an upcoming sports trivia game show. He shares his knowledge and insig...

Shoeway to Heaven

When Al and Jefferson stumble upon a box of vintage shoes, they decide to transform the shoe store into a retro emporium inspired by the 70s.

Driving Mr. Boondy

Al needs to get his driver's license renewed, and Bud has taken on the role of his driving instructor.

Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

Naughty but Niece

Bud is looking for a peaceful evening to focus on his exam preparations, but instead, he finds himself spending the night with Marcy's niece, Amber.

Business Sucks (1)

When Marcy and her group stage protests, NO MA'AM counters their efforts after Al ejects a customer for breastfeeding. At the same time, Peggy faces a...

Business Still Sucks (2)

Al transforms the store into a men's shoe shop, hoping to drive away the female customers.

Dial B for Virgin

Bud is tasked with working the Virgin hotline, but he struggles to manage his responsibilities. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy face a dilemma as they try to ...

Sleepless in Chicago

Al finds himself lying in bed beside Marcy as Jefferson sneaks in to swap out the precious Barbie doll he just gifted her for a plain, ordinary versio...

No Pot to Pease In

During her audition for a sitcom role, Kelly inadvertently shares more personal details about her family than intended. The producers, intrigued by he...

Dud Bowl

Al's high school faces off against their longtime rivals in an intense football match. The atmosphere is electric as students, parents, and alumni gat...

A Man for No Seasons

When the national baseball league hits a standstill due to a strike, NO MA'AM takes matters into their own hands by creating an alternative league bac...

I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

When Al's beloved television show, Psycho Dad, gets the axe, his group, NO MA'AM, rallies together for a strike in protest.

I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

With Jefferson's help, Al gets the opportunity to address the U.S. Senate regarding the cancellation of Psycho Dad.

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Peggy and her friends decide to tag along with the guys on their trip to the strip club, curious about the allure that keeps the men coming back. At t...

Kelly Takes a Shot

In order to land a role in a commercial, Kelly needs to master the skill of archery.

Get the Dodge Outta Hell

As the Bundys make their way to W* County, they take a break at a car wash, only to find that their Dodge has vanished.

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Al finds himself in a bind when Buck decides to bury Peggy's anniversary present in the backyard.

Ship Happens (1)

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

Ship Happens (2)

The Bundy and D'Arcy families’ dream Caribbean cruise takes a disastrous turn when the ship unexpectedly goes down.

Something Larry This Way Comes

Al can hardly contain his enthusiasm as he learns that Kelly's drama teacher, Larry Storch, is coming over to their home.

And Bingo was Her Game-O

Peggy strikes it rich with a $10,000 win at Bingo. At the same time, NO MA'AM is busy selecting their official beer.

User Friendly

As Al and his buddies investigate the function of a mysterious light switch in the Bundy home, Bud finds himself engaged in a virtual sexual encounter...

Pump Fiction

Al and Kelly create a brief film centered around shoes, and their efforts pay off when they secure $10,000 to fund a new project.

Radio Free Trumaine

In a bid for a spinoff, the story centers on DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell as they navigate life at a college radio station run by Bud. When they ...

Shoeless Al

Al is unable to wear shoes due to his fraudulent lawsuit against the mall.

The Undergraduate

A twelve-year-old boy, smitten with Kelly, manages to convince her to attend his junior prom alongside him.

Episode 27

Episode 28

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Al can’t contain his excitement when Bud announces his plans to move out. However, his enthusiasm quickly fades when Bud unexpectedly returns to the...

A Shoe Room with a View

Al proposes turning the vacant lot next door into an aerobics studio, but his enthusiasm takes a turn when he installs peepholes in the wall, only to ...

Requiem for a Dead Briard

After Buck's passing, the Bundy family receives a new companion in the form of a puppy named Lucky. This little pup carries on Buck's legacy, bringing...

Reverend Al

Al decides to become a priest when NO MA'AM establishes its own church in an effort to bypass a new beer tax.

How Bleen was My Kelly

As Kelly immerses herself in research for her role as a scientist, she stumbles upon a groundbreaking discovery: a new color called bleen. Meanwhile, ...

The Weaker Sex

Al expresses his belief that women are weak when Peggy and Marcy decide to enroll in a self-defense class. However, the tables turn when a news crew c...

Flight of the Bumblebee

In order to become a member of NO MA'AM, Bud needs to have his photo taken alongside wrestler King Kong Bundy.

Blonde and Blonder

During their high school reunion, Kelly and her closest friends vie for the attention of the wealthy nerd she used to poke fun at back in school. At t...

The Two That Got Away

Al and Jefferson's cherished fishing lodge is snatched away by a well-known actress, prompting Jefferson to scheme for revenge and a potential windfal...

Dud Bowl II

Marcy makes every effort to prevent the bank from honoring Al with a dedicated scoreboard at Polk High. She knows how much this would mean to him, but...

Bearly Men

Al and Bud embark on a bear hunt in the woods, eager to demonstrate their manliness and win back Peggy's elusive mother from her father, Ephraim. They...

Love Conquers Al

Eager to date the attractive Carlos, Kelly convinces a hesitant Bud to entertain Carlos's cousin, Esmeralda, by promising him a date with Fawn. To Bud...

I Can't Believe It's Butter

In the holiday season, Griff develops an unexpected attachment to a phone sex operator called "Butter." However, Al soon uncovers the surprising truth...

The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 1

Al picks up a satellite dish from a bargain store, and he and Jefferson are determined to set it up themselves. Meanwhile, Bud faces rejection at ever...

The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 2

Gino, Vito’s enforcer, warns Bud that he has until 5:00 PM to complete the exercise video or he'll end up sleeping with the fishes. Meanwhile, Bud i...

Calendar Girl

Al is determined to outdo his competitor, shoe store owner Babcock, and turns to Bud for help. Bud is in the same entrepreneurship class as Babcock's ...

The Agony and the Extra C

Marcy and Jefferson are supposed to be celebrating their wedding anniversary, but Jefferson finds himself in the hospital, healing from an injury. Kel...

Spring Break: Part 1

Bud and his three buddies—Hindu Achmed, the hefty Hummer, and the socially awkward Barney—are all geared up for their Spring Break trip to Fort La...

Spring Break: Part 2

Al, Jefferson, and Griff are living it up in Fort Lauderdale, with Al even discovering a new side hustle by gathering empty cans. Back at home, the gi...

Turning Japanese

Marcy is aiming for a promotion, but to secure it, she must win over her Japanese boss, Mr. Shimokawa, by hosting a dinner and showcasing her apprecia...

Al Goes to the Dogs

Al decides to construct a dog house for Lucky, but his noisy efforts in the backyard catch Marcy's attention. To annoy him, she bribes a building insp...

Enemies

In this pilot episode of a potential series, a group of "friends" navigate their complicated lives together. Tom, a charming deliveryman, shares a hom...

Bud Hits the Books

Bud has asked the somewhat clueless Ariel to join him in a game of "Strip Study" as a way to prepare for his upcoming exams, which he needs to pass fo...

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Marcy refuses to let Jefferson return home until he secures a job, leaving him to spend time with the Bundys. Bud manages to land Kelly a role in a Ro...

Torch Song Duet

A radio contest is announced, inviting everyone to participate—everyone except Al. When Griff emerges victorious, he gains fame in the community as ...

The Joke's on Al

Griff finds himself staring down the death penalty after a prank pulled by NO MA'AM goes horribly wrong, putting him in a tight spot. Meanwhile, Al is...

Twisted

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

Children of the Corns

Al and Griff decide to leverage Gary's misfortune from a failed promotion contest as they uncover that the shoes from the shoe store are actually prod...

Kelly's Gotta Habit

Kelly is required to sign a morals clause for her new commercial role as a nun. At the same time, Al has the opportunity to appear on Cops, teaming up...

Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

As Al's Dodge begins to sputter, he decides to send the rest of the family off to search for a new fuel pump. Meanwhile, he takes a trip down memory l...

Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)

Al decides to bury the Dodge and opts for a new sports car on a lease. In the meantime, Peggy uncovers the buried Dodge, determined to sell the engine...

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Al sets out in search of his aunt's famous pie, only to discover that she has passed away.

The Juggs Have Left the Building

While on vacation in Missouri, Peggy and Kelly decide to participate in a singing competition.

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

During the holiday season, Al and Griff lose their jobs and end up taking on odd jobs at the mall. At the same time, Kelly and Bud decide to steal bib...

Crimes Against Obesity

Al finds himself in hot water when a group of overweight women he’s previously offended decides to take legal action against him, leading to a trial...

The Stepford Peg

After Peggy loses her memory, Al seizes the opportunity to mold her into the ideal wife, much to everyone’s delight—except for Marcy, who isn't pl...

Bud on the Side

When Al advises Bud to be more realistic about his expectations in women, Bud takes the suggestion to heart and begins dating Al's boss, Gary.

Grime and Punishment

When Al begins charging Bud rent, Bud requests that he fix up the basement. Al declines, leading Bud to contact a health inspector. After inspecting t...

T*R*A*S*H

In search of consistent meals, Al and Griff enlist in the military, only to find themselves caught up in a garbage strike that requires their assistan...

Breaking up is Easy to Do (1)

After visiting a marriage counselor, Al and Peggy decide to go their separate ways. Meanwhile, Kelly is determined to land a role in a film, which lea...

Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)

Al settles into a room at the airport, embracing his new surroundings. At the same time, Peggy starts dating someone new, navigating the excitement of...

Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)

Kelly and Bud discover that if Peggy's new boyfriend marries her, they'll have to take on extra chores and responsibilities.

Live Nude Peg

In a clever disguise, Peggy takes to the stage at the nudie bar, captivating the audience with her performance. Al, unaware that the dancer is actuall...

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly makes a special appearance on a children's program but unexpectedly ends up dominating the entire episode. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy find themselv...

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy surprises Jefferson with a health club membership, but he quickly becomes the center of attention for all the wrong reasons. At the same time, B...

Lez Be Friends

Marcy feels a twinge of jealousy when her cousin Mandy, who is openly lesbian, comes to stay with her.

Damn Bundys

Al strikes a deal with the devil, granting him the chance to play for the Chicago Bears.

The Desperate Half-Hour

Bud's pen-pal, who is incarcerated, arrives at the Bundy home along with her boyfriend, and things take a wild turn as they hold the family hostage. A...

How to Marry a Moron

As Kelly's wedding approaches, Al discovers that her fiancé is eyeing other women. Feeling hurt and protective as a father, Al cannot help but take i...

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Al and Griff engage in a trade to acquire a massage chair. In the meantime, Kelly is busy giving Bud massages.