Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Overview
Ned Bigby, an endearing middle schooler, teams up with his quirky friends Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School to navigate the trials of junior high. With a knack for breaking the fourth wall, Ned shares practical advice on surviving everything from bullies to crushes. Though he lacks superpowers or extreme coolness, his charm, humor, and positive outlook empower him to tackle the chaotic seventh grade. With the support of his loyal friends, he discovers that even the toughest challenges are manageable, and the bonds of friendship are what truly count.
Episodes
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1
Guide to: The First Day & Lockers
Fresh Start: On the inaugural day of school, Ned and Cookie learn that Moze has opted for Cooking class instead of Art, aiming to carve out her own s...
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Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
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3
Guide to: Detention & Teachers
Ned finds himself in a showdown with Mr. Sweeney but learns the secret to acing his class: actual effort! Meanwhile, Moze teams up with a fresh studen...
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4
Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
Seating: Ned and Cookie devise a plan to secure a spot at the popular table. Meanwhile, Moze transforms her image when she moves to the front of the ...
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5
Guide to: Crushes & Dances
Infatuations: Ned harbors feelings for Suzie, while Cookie has created a "perfect match" algorithm. Meanwhile, Coconut Head is shadowing Moze, leadin...
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6
Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
Sick Days: As the flu sweeps through Polk Middle School, Ned is determined to avoid getting sick, especially with Matt Hoffman’s anticipated visit....
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7
Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
Whispers swirl among the friends when a rumor suggests that Ned and Moze are an item. Meanwhile, Cookie and Gordy challenge Mr. Sweeney to uncover the...
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8
Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
School Elections: Ned is reluctant to run for class president, viewing it as merely a popularity contest. However, Moze and Cookie believe he has the...
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9
Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
In the computer lab, Ned and Moze find themselves on the outs after getting banned. Meanwhile, Cookie discovers a tech-free lifestyle thanks to Lisa ...
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10
Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
In the "Notes" segment, Bitsy enlists Ned to deliver a note, but Sweeney catches him red-handed, resulting in a punishment—he must write an essay al...
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11
Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
In Science class, Ned's mind drifts into a daydream. Sweeney creates a challenge, posing a riddle that the students must solve before they can head t...
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12
Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
Deception: Ned faces a dilemma about whether to cheat on an exam. Meanwhile, Bitsy continues to plagiarize Moze's assignments, prompting Moze to devi...
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13
Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
Emergency Drills: Ned is determined to invite Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party, but each time he tries, an emergency drill interrupts him. Finally, he...
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Guide to: The New Semester and Electives
As the new semester kicks off, Ned is determined to snag his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass, a top priority on his list. To achieve this, he recruit...
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Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch
In an effort to skip class, Ned takes on the role of the school mascot, Wolfie. Meanwhile, Moze faces a challenge as she attempts to deliver an enthu...
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3
Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects
In the quest for the ultimate video project, Ned and Cookie join forces, but their ambitious goal proves to be much more challenging than anticipated...
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4
Guide to: Notebooks & Math
Notebooks: Ned and Gordy hatch a scheme to steal Sweeney's coveted "Golden Notebook." Meanwhile, Moze stumbles upon a notebook brimming with scandalo...
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5
Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays
Following a string of vandalism at school, Vice Principal Crubbs arrives with a keen eye on suspects Ned, Moze, and Cookie. Determined to clear their...
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Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination
Moze panics over her height after accidentally ruining a classmate’s project, wishing she could shrink. Meanwhile, Ned is determined to bulk up for ...
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Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen
Older Students: Ned volunteers to show a fifth grader around the school. Meanwhile, Moze finds herself attracted to an older student. Disgusting Bio...
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Guide to: Dares and Bad Habits
Ned's classmates challenge him to ask Missy out, while Moze is dared to don a dress and encounters three girls she believes might be robots. Meanwhil...
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9
Guide to: Substitute Teachers and The New Kid
In the segment featuring substitute teachers, Ned lends a hand to Mr. Weiner, a beloved former substitute from elementary school, as he reconnects wit...
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10
Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
School Websites: Ned, Moze, and Cookie work together to update the school’s online presence. Valentine’s Day: Ned gifts a rose to Suzie, while C...
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11
Guide to: Shyness & Nicknames
Ned attempts to craft a trendy nickname for himself by engaging in outrageous antics, but his efforts lead to an unfortunate injury. Meanwhile, Moze ...
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12
Guide to: Asking Someone Out and Recycling
When it comes to asking Suzie out, Ned enlists some friends to gauge her interest in a date. Meanwhile, a fierce competition unfolds as Ned, Cookie, ...
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13
Guide to: April Fools Day & Excuses
On April Fools' Day, Ned, Cookie, and Gordy join forces to pull a prank on the ultimate prankster, Vice Principal Crubbs. Meanwhile, Moze attempts to ...
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14
Guide to: Secrets & School Car Wash
In a spirited school fundraiser, the boys and girls go head-to-head in a car wash competition. While the boys, led by Loomer, are focused on winning a...
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15
Guide to: Spirit Week & Clothes
During Spirit Week, the long-standing tradition of crowning the King and Queen of Spirit continues. Suzie effortlessly claims the title for the girls,...
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16
Guide to: Yearbook & Career Week
In the yearbook segment, Ned is determined to secure the “Best Smile” title so he can share a page with Suzie Crabgrass for all time. Meanwhile, ...
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17
Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown
In Music Lessons, Ned and Cookie struggle to endure the monotony of mastering an instrument, while Moze finds herself unable to shake the catchy tune...
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18
Guide to: Failing & Tutors
Struggles: Ned realizes he needs to excel in his final exams to avoid repeating the grade. Meanwhile, Moze experiences her first "F" and goes into a ...
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19
Guide to: Science Fair & Study Hall
Ned seeks Moze's assistance to clinch a ribbon at the science fair, while Cookie tries to charm Vanessa and her grandmother. As Ned prepares for an...
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20
Guide to: Double Dating & The Last Day
Double Dates: As the school year comes to a close, Ned and Suzie plan a double date with Moze and the charming Jock Bitterman. Meanwhile, Cookie agre...
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Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball
In the new school year, Ned inadvertently steps into the role of the class bully, while Moze faces off against a rather unfriendly new English teacher...
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Guide to: Reading & Principals
Ned seeks creative methods to dodge his reading tasks, while Moze launches a book club exclusively for girls, much to Cookie's chagrin, as he longs to...
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Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
A fresh popularity ranking is revealed, prompting Missy to "assist" Ned in boosting his social status so he can approach Suzie. Meanwhile, Moze finds...
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Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
Ned, Moze, and Cookie are racing against the clock to catch the bus, but Suzie's unexpected move into Ned's locker disrupts his usual dismissal plan....
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Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies
The gang organizes a Halloween bash at Polk, but chaos ensues when Principal Pal mysteriously disappears after stepping into the haunted corridor. As ...
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Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found
Ned creates an abstract artwork that his classmates interpret as a 'nude woman,' sparking a controversy; Moze experiments with photography, capturing...
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Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
Ned teams up with Moze for a social studies project, but jealousy arises when he devotes more time to Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie is paired with the cha...
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Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Ned plans to reach school ahead of time to dispose of a heartfelt note he penned for Suzie that declares his feelings, but the bus driver is preoccup...
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Guide to: Revenge & School Records
Retribution: After Ned successfully gets back at Loomer, Martin takes notice and dubs him "The Revenger." Soon, classmates flock to him, seeking reve...
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10
Guide to: Volunteering & The Library
Ned spends his time volunteering at a nursing home, giving a tour of Polk to an elderly resident. Meanwhile, Moze takes on the task of tidying up the ...
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11
Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving
In the hallway, Ned takes on the role of hall monitor but quickly begins to overlook infractions, causing students to think they can break the rules w...
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12
Guide to: Boys & Girls
In the world of cellphones, Suzie and Ned strive to maintain their long-distance romance by chatting between classes. Meanwhile, Moze struggles with ...
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13
Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop
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14
Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Organizing Chaos: Ned's locker is in complete disarray, mirroring the chaos in his mind. With Mr. Sweeney's guidance, he aims to restore order. Meanw...
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15
Guide to: Fundraising and Competition
After consuming all the chocolate they were meant to sell for a school fundraiser, Ned and Cookie scramble to find alternative ways to raise funds. M...
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16
Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives
FORMING FRIENDSHIPS; Ned sets out to befriend Faymen, while Moze seeks a shopping companion, and Cookie forms an unlikely bond with the Weasel. UPSI...
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Guide to: Money & Parties
The friends must gather funds for an upcoming music festival. Ned borrows cash from Missy, agreeing to earn it back through chores, while Moze earns ...
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18
Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper
In this episode of Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Ned faces the challenges of springtime crushes while navigating the intric...
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Guide to: Health & Jealousy
Ned deals with an awkward itching problem, while Moze attempts to sanitize a resuscitation dummy but accidentally tosses it out the window and buries ...
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20
Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else
Ned prepares for three exams scheduled on the same day, enlisting the help of his school's brainy students and unintentionally embracing his inner ne...
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21
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels
The students embark on a museum field trip, including Ned, Moze, and Cookie, despite being banned by Vice-Principal Crubbs for attempting to forge a ...
